Legend has it, Mark once hit a high note so pure that a stray cat wandered in and harmonized — the cat became a local legend, while Mark's only claim to fame is a voicemail from the cat's agent.

Bill once played so deep in the pocket, unpaid interns at NASA registered it as a gravity well.

Shane once got kicked out of a Toronto club for playing a solo so long that the bartender unplugged his amp — rumor has it he sold his soul for the perfect distortion pedal, but the only thing he got in return was tinnitus.

Greg once hit the snare so hard that a seismograph in San Francisco briefly registered it as a minor earthquake — geologists later confirmed he was "warming up."